Well if you weren't already aware, it's Monday. For most of us, our internal brain computers won't be up to their quad-core mega-giga-tera-somethin'-somethin' speeds until at least the late afternoon, so we figure hey... why fight it? Let's ease you into the working week with something your mind can actually process while you're still booting up: an 8-bit rendition of This Charming Man by The Smiths. Cleverly titled, Super Morissey Brothers, the sounds of Nintendo coins and 1-ups will leave you thinking about Super Mario as a naive casanova in a bittersweet Shakespearian drama. Or did you conveniently forget about all the times you failed to save the princess? 

 

 

If all goes to plan, this should get you to the point where you're able to process something a little more complex today, like Andy Rourke's Jetlag at 2pm ET. Make sure you listen in to the stream to hear whether Andy sentences the track to a merciless peril in Bowser's dungeon

 

 

At posting time, Luigi was unavailable for comment, but let us know what you think about this "cover".

 

 

 

 

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